What I learned from trying to box with my husband.

As a kid Mike learned to box from an olympic trainer; who also happened to be the guy who took him along to synagogue because he felt sorry for him and his lack of religious stability. So really this wasn't a boxing lesson as much as it was a new revelation about the guy I married. Also by "boxing" I probably mean playing Wii Sports.

Hello, old friend

I used to be into blogging. Back when LiveJournal was the place to be, I blogged almost daily. IMHO I was damn good at it. Alas. The narcissism waxes and wanes over the years.

I want to inform whoever is out there about my new obsession. Hooping. Now, I can't rightly identify as one of those cool hooper chicks yet. I JUST got it in the mail 2 days ago. Groupon offered a sweet little deal for a starter kit through Hoopnotica, and I had been suffering hoop envy for a while, so it was obviously meant to be. I eagerly opened the large rectangular box to find a some-assembly-required travel hoop. I snapped the 6 pieces into place and centered myself within the blue and silver ring. After about 5 minutes during which I picked the hoop up off the floor as many times as I had flung it around my waist I decided it might be worth my time to pop in the beginner's DVD that was also in the box. Bingo. After about 10 minutes of scoffing at the hoopy hippie chicks who were really happy I had joined the revolution, I could keep the ring going for seconds at a time. I was psyched. I played with it another hour, and then had something else to do and stopped playing like the responsible adult I pretend, on occasion, to be.

Then, the next day (which was yesterday), I picked up the hoop, started hooping, and it didn't fall down! Instant expert! I felt like Harry Potter the first time he tried to ride a broom! Except for, you know, the obvious differences between muggle toys and magical ones. Then I had the genius idea to play music while I hooped. Then I had the even more genius idea of playing the entire Cirque Du Soleil album from their show Totem. It was ridiculously fun, and today I am ridiculously sore. Nevertheless, I think I am going to enjoy this new hobby.

Next up... ROLLER SKATES. Because I am making up for lost time =)

Pictures are easier than writing when you have nothing to say.

A Blog Entry, in actual fact

I love used book stores. I love bargains and cheapness. I actually know some people who do not have the patience to search among disorganized things for bargain and treasure. These people do not rank highly in my category of cool, emulatable people. Mike and I have come upon an agreement that we shall not purchase books unless they meet the following conditions: a) they are not full price. b)they pertain to something which already interests us (we become interested in too many things, too easily). and c) by not being full price, they are barely even half price, i.e. truly cheap. Used book stores are miraculous, and I shall expound upon three which we have visited in the past two weeks. 

 Used Book Store #1: The Book Rack

This bookstore has appeared in previous posts and is simply an excellent place to go for all manner of books. They are mostly well organized, but could do with some ambience. I am perfectly aware that musty dustiness is part of the ambience of anything used, but there could be better lighting and more room to navigate without running into stuffy older women who work there and wear pantyhose every day. They seem to exude the attitude of "Don't touch that book unless you're really going to buy it because I know you won't put it back where it belongs!" I seem to also remember there being a cat or some type of animal that wandered stealthily through the store, reminding me a bit of Mrs. Norris. I think used bookstores don't need animals wandering around to unsettle you. They also have an impressive checkout system where they actually scan the barcode on the back of the relevant books that they sell. They seem to be discerning in their inventory, i.e. if a book is no longer useful it's not found in their store. The list of books gleaned here have already been recorded in a previous post. 

Used Book Store #2: Book Buyers

Located in the Plaza Midwood area of Charlotte, this store has the most impressive inventory of any used book store I've found locally (je t'adore chapel hill and asheville for used books). The shop has lovely, relevant titles with logical organization. Also, perhaps due to it's location, there are several academic and scholarly books, by which I don't mean textbooks. If you're looking for particular themes to research or pursue at leisure, you are most likely to find books on topic here. They have a large women' interest section that impressed me, several bookcases of Charlotte books, as well as local and regional interest, a history aisle, many biographies, tons of fiction subcategorized into horror, action/adventure, science fiction, romance, as well as current fiction and classic literature. There also happened to be a delightfully snarky lady clerk when we were in who reminded someone, "Well, obviously we can't carry everything, we rely on what others bring in. You could, you know, try the internet." And turning down someone else's lame books they were trying to barter, "We have plenty of romance right now, thank you very much". I liked her. The ambience was great, there was a small complimentary coffee station, as well as seating throughout the store to glance over books before purchasing. The downside? Again, a cat. There was even a warning on the door that it scratches and bites. The place smelled really strangely because of the silly feline. Ahh, well. Here I purchased an amazing pictorial history of Versailles, The Titanic, and Mike got The Hot Zone, and a book by his favorite author, W.P.Kinsella (a book he'd searched for for several years). Win.

Book Store The Third: Julia's Coffee

So technically this one isn't a proper bookstore. This is actually a part of the Habitat for Humanity Restore on Wendover Rd. Julia's is in the corner of the building, and is one of the neatest coffee houses I've found in Charlotte. The used books part of it are located in the back half of the coffee seating area, and include a massive book case that goes around the walls, and several free standing bookcases. They have several hundred books to check out, nicely organized in friendly sections. The pricing is part of the beauty; all books cost 4.98, 2.98, or .98. Finally, pocket sized paperbacks for reasonable prices! Their prices are so gloriously low, because rather than giving credit to people who bring their books in for trade, they only accept donated books. All the profits go to the efforts of Habitat for Humanity. They have some quality titles as well; lots of bestsellers, nice history, a smattering of children's books, and plenty of business and leadership books. And the ambience... well it's a coffee shop first off all, therefore the lovely aroma of coffee beans wafts around to start the good feelings. Then, the shelves are actually painted nice colors, there's interesting art on the walls, the coffee shop has a loft that looks down to everything (as lofts usually do, I guess), and the furnishings are eclectic, comfortable, and beautiful! Everything has personality, and much of it seems to be things that were donated. There's also extensive tile work that I suspect a Habitat employee or patron has created. You should go check it out. Really! Books gleaned: The Civil War Diary of Mary Boykin Chesnut (kind of a big deal, major find), The Grail Legend, and Strange Pilgrims (Gabriel Garcia Marquez- yes!). And, these books were each $2.98 individually or 3 for $7. Win! Best of all, there was no cat.

I had something to post about yesterday but I've already forgotten what it was. I will try a proper post some time today, maybe late tonight. 

In the mean time I'm reading Dracula for the first time ever, and while I've only read the first chapter (a few pages a night before I accidentally fall asleep) I've had some of the most bizarre dreams of my life. Everyone thinks this is because I'm reading a classic horror story, but I haven't gotten to anything which is slightly frightening other than the strange initial journey of the book.

I can tell you, with certainty, that I have strange dreams because I possess  an overactive imagination. 

Possess is a funny word, and it doesn't look like it's supposed to have that many esses. 

Aha. The dictionary confirms all the esses. Let it be so.

OK, fine. So it's not raining.

I think that I am incapable of enjoying an entire day off at home. I feel compelled to go shopping. I wish I could say that I just wanted to get out of the house, but I always have the intention of buying things- books, crafting junk, movies, or bizarre clothing. I'm fairly certain this is not a healthy (or frugal) compulsion, but Mike supports me nonetheless. I have been on a tie dying spree. I didn't get a chance to do this properly as a child or teenager, so I've been making up for lost time. Thus far, I've done 5 onesies (fivesies?), 2 toddler tees, 2 kid tees (Charlotte and Georgia's), 3 adult tees, 1 shirt for my father, 2 tank tops, 3 pairs of underwear, 2 pairs of boxers, and a pair of socks. I am by no means finished. I have been pleased with most of the results, this seems to be a hobby that you can't screw up. It's fast and easy and beautiful, and if anyone wants to do it with me, I will gladly share!

The tee shirt for my dad was a father's day present. I couldn't help not having anything better for him, but he was pretty delighted. For those of you who don't know my father (Avery of Avery's Flowers), he is a very sweet, mild mannered conservative man who gets tickled by simple things and knows every pertinent date of everyone he's ever met. You can test him on that. He will astound you. He was tickled by his shirt, "I've never had a tie dyed shirt! This is really neat! I think I'll wear it tomorrow." This made me happy. I can't wait to see him in it.

In other news, Mike and I have been re watching the Harry Potter movies. Well, Mike's been watching them and I've been falling asleep through them (work schedule's a bitch- I go in so early it's still late). As we were watching Harry Potter the third, otherwise known as The Prisoner of Azkaban, I noticed something rather out of place in The Three Broomsticks. As the camera pans around the bar, it lingers for a moment on a wizard/warlock/scrub having a cup of tea and reading a book. The book looked familiar. We backed up and paused the DVD. He was reading Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time. Interested in Muggle studies, perhaps?

Speaking of A Brief History of Time, Mike found the book the very next day (which was yesterday) at a lovely place called The Book Rack near Carolina Place Mall. He bought that, and I got several books on Shakespeare, The Penguin Book of Women's Humor,  Cattus Petasatus, and The History of Sex (which I promise is not a smut book). 

Also yesterday, we patronized Barnes and Noble (the beautiful store at Carolina Place). There I snagged some bargain books on clearance, and an amazing documentary on Dinosaurs narrated by Kenneth Branagh. I am fascinated by dinosaurs, and their skeletons. This documentary or series, or whatever it is, blows my mind. It's actual footage of real dinosaurs spanning millions of years. Satellites are amazing, I guess. The dinosaurs run into the camera sometimes, and have shattered a few lenses, but it's all for the sake of science. And I promise it's all real, it's on TV. Jurassic Park has nothing to this.

Finally, in the dino-doc there were these little creatures that were a "missing link" between reptiles and mammals. They were basically beaver/prairie dogs. They lived in little inland dens and mated for life. They made their nests out of lichen and other sparse and wiry scrub. They were pretty cute little things. After we decided we couldn't waste this morning in front of the TV watching about dinosaurs I told Mike we were a lot like those little prairie dog things. His reply,

     "Mmhmm. I'll lay you down on a bed of lichen."

I am indeed in love.

Rain

Perhaps my commitment to this blob... oops, I mean blog ( I thought blob was pretty funny... and whoa! Not even the first sentence in and I already have a parenthetical statement!) should rely not on commitment from me, rather than a sign from God in the form of a good thunderstorm. 

Crack of lightning, tree limbs waving wildly, rain beating against window panes, 

EMILY, THIS IS YOUR HOLY FATHER- IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO RETURN TO DREADFUL SORRY CLEMENTINE AND GIVE DISCOURSE UPON THE TOPICS OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR MIND WHICH I HAVE SO GIFTED YOU WITH... and lay off the hummus, and keep your plants watered a little more faithfully,OK?!

Water rivuleting down pavement, eyes growing heavy from the peacefulness of rain...

So, here's the news. I have written probably five blog entries which went unpublished because it wasn't raining. Ok, seriously, they were just rambles. I think of great blog entries all the time, but after the effort of thinking them I rarely have the stamina to write them. So marvel at my unblogged blog, because I promise you you'd like it. I've read about real bloggers lamenting how easy it is to post a zillion things a day through twitter, and I kind of hate twitter. It's just another way to be narcissistic, unless you have fascinating or informative posts (Neil Gaiman, anyone?). I don't really care what people are doing, or how much they hate their jobs (who doesn't?), or how cool they think they are because of X. So, I'll admit that I can't look away, but I'm making a pretty decent effort. Yet, writing this drivel I know I'll post the link in twitter for any who may be interested.

In other news, I'm learning how to decorate cakes. I think I'm a great cake decorator assistant, but I haven't the confidence for the big things like wedding cakes, and too much confidence for the boring, everyday birthday cakes. This is not a career path I want to pursue, but while I have to work at what I don't want to work at for the rest of my life, I'd like to do cakes. I'm relearning how to hula hoop, and I've been jumping rope (I really wanted to say jump roping, just so you know), but the jump rope is not a great indoor activity, especially to those living on floors above others. The others who live below me, incidentally, have returned home to Scotland for a few weeks, thus the indoor jumping of rope that took place yestereve. I'm also looking in on their cats. One is a kitten and cute, the other unfortunately grew up into a real live cat (I always hope for something different). His name is Hamish and he lives outside, which I like. 

I am planning on (re-)attending UNCC in the fall for graduate study. The classes I'm in are Multicultural children's lit (amazing reading list!!!!), Shakespearean Tragedies (whatev), and Ancient world lit (basically creation myths from 3 cultures- sweet!!!). I love dwelling in fiction and fantaticalness.

/end blog post for sudden lack of original thought

Natural Disaster in Caribou

Mike and I went on an expedition today to find a Mother's Day gift for my dear mother (surprisingly, not my father, right?). Something about me and Mike, we love thunderstorms. We love the blinding flash of lightening and the crack of thunder that makes you scream- water drops the size of mice that pound their way into the earth and down the backs of shirts so suddenly that any thought of passing outside dry and safely is ludicrous. So, our expedition proved fruitless for my  mother, and we ended up making our way to Caribou Coffee on East Boulevard in Dilworth for a brief respite. OK, I lie. The respite we planned was not brief, nor was it in truth a respite. It's simply a charming phrase. So are you with me? Mike and I went out, and ended up caffeinated at Caribou, when suddenly the floodgates of heaven poured down upon the land. I am trying to use epic language to convey the epicocity of this weather but I realize I'm failing miserably. We sat here, saw a beautiful blinding flash of neon white light, heard the rib rattling crack of thunder, and watched buckets being to pour ceaselessly from the sky. People stood at the door attempting to find the courage for a mad rush to their cars- but it was hopeless. As soon as the door opened water flew its way inside, and people had to resign themselves to the inevitability of a good soaking. I am slightly ashamed and hysterically amused that women, upon running to their cars, let out a rather silly and high pitched shriek as they found themselves as wet as the moment of their birth (great image, no?). Back to the doors opening and water flying inside; the door could not close completely and we quickly discovered rivers flowing into ponds on the floor inside our beloved coffee house. The poor woman working opened the door for a moment to attempt to find where the water was coming from, and returned less than five seconds later dripping water from everywhere that water could be dripped. Her tee shirt became transparent and a coworker brought her an apron to wear out of concern for her modesty. For the past half hour she and another have been mopping the floor in an attempt to keep the water from standing. They are fighting a losing battle, it seems. This has been a lovely two hours worth of entertainment, though.

In other news, I've written three or four blog entries since now and the previously posted one, but have been too bored to post them. Perhaps, someday.

I always have high aspirations when I start things, such as blogs, exercising, quilting, foreign languages, areas of expertise, writing... the list is practically endless. I rarely live up to my goals in person, but in my expansive and intriguing mind I become a master of all these things. I like to gain things as reference, knowing that if and when I ever want to pursue a certain thing deeply, I have all the resources at my fingertips. If you've seen my library, or my dwelling for that matter you know perfectly well what I'm talking about. I am, if you will, a Jane of all trades, a madame of none... yet.

Movie Parties

So when I was in high school I was famous for my movie parties. Ok, fine. Maybe famous is the wrong word. More accurately, among the handful of people who knew who I was it was well known that I threw gatherings at my parents house every few months at which we would consume junk food and watch a themed group of movies (rarely more than 2). I remember these parties as being rather fun and intellectual to a slight degree, and I think this would be a great way to reconnect with some of my friends. I think these parties will probably be every second Monday or something like that. This month it's Amelie (thank you, Amie) with crepes and creme brulee (thank you, Kim). Next month will be The Big Lebowski with bath robes, white russians, Wii bowling (thank you, Kim??), and optional marmots. 

This will be a nice outlet for the part of me that wants to be either in class or conducting one on film criticism. 

Speaking of film, I bought several DVDs today. I act like I have money. Ok, the Cary Grant collection was 40 percent off, so I couldn't not get it (I concede that can be arguable...). I also got Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Casablanca, and the Chronicles of Narnia as presented by the BBC. Do we see a trend? Absolutely not.

Also, I have seedlings sprouting up in my kitchen. There's something miraculous about planting a dry little seed in weird wet potting soil and watching the first shoots push their way out covered in filth to become beautiful flowers. Let's hope I don't kill them.